• Me: Why is it that you see so many attractive guys on the train but never in places we're at? Or are we just going to the wrong places?
• Bella: Hahaha, idk man. It's the curse of the singles. I feel like a fucking Sex & the City episode. Oh my god.

On a scale from one to Mil, he’s a 2.

on politics:

• Dennis: There's no such thing as a vice governor.
• Me: I know, but there's got to be a name for it. Co-governor?
• Me: Governor junior?
• Me: Lil governor? Lil g?
• Me: Wait, then what's a commissioner.
• Dennis: Like Gordon?

• Abel: Girl, you're amazing just the way you are :-)
• Me: Aww, it's our song. I miss you!
• Abel: I miss you too. In the mood for a spoon?
• Me: Come by around 10?
• Abel: Lol, is that when everyone is asleep?
• Me: No. I don't care if they hear us.
• Abel: Haha! You are so bad. But I like it :-)

• Abel: I'm not going to lie, it wasn't the same today without you. I felt alone with all of them :-(
• Me: Awww, I hope you're not just saying that to make me feel better about not being invited, haha :( You had Jill.
• Abel: No, I'm not. And Jill is not as fun as you. Jill is not my lobster. You are my lobster :-)
• Me: Does that make Dennis our Emma? Hahaha
• Abel: Yes!